Inspired by Hermès Un Jardin en Méditerranée
Signature Scent · Diamond Candle

Your home should
smell like the sea.

Un Jardin is $168 a bottle. Built on the same fragrance family: bergamot up top, neroli through the heart, vetiver and patchouli underneath. For $29.95.

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"It smells like a clear day by the sea.
Now the whole room does too."

The idea behind 99 Problems
The comparison

Un Jardin
is $168 a bottle.

99 Problems is built in the same fragrance family: bergamot up top, neroli through the heart, vetiver and patchouli underneath. Light it and your whole home gets it.

Un Jardin vs 99 Problems
$89 – $168 Price $29.95
Citrus, orange blossom, fig leaf, cedar, musk Scent Same family
On your skin only Coverage Fills the room
Fades in hours Duration 70-hour burn
— Hidden inside ◆ Real diamond

Not affiliated with Hermès. Inspired by the scent profile of Un Jardin.

The fragrance

The fragrance
broken down.

99 Problems is built in three layers: bergamot up top, neroli through the heart, vetiver and patchouli underneath. This is what you're getting in the room.

🍋 Top note Bergamot Crisp, green citrus. Like the first breath of a clear day by the water.
🌼 Heart note Neroli Fresh orange blossom. Light, clean and effortless.
🌾 Base note Vetiver Earthy and green. Keeps the freshness grounded.
🌿 Base note Patchouli A soft, woody finish that stays in the room.
The detail that changes everything

Oh, and there's a
real diamond inside.

Every 99 Problems candle contains a genuine cut and polished diamond. As the wax melts, it surfaces. Light it. Find it. Keep it forever.

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◆ Candle only No Diamond $29.95
◆ Most popular .05 Carat $48
◆ Premium .10 Carat $80
◆ Statement .50 Carat $280
◆ Grand 1.0 Carat $830

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99 Problems

Signature Scent · Diamond Candle
99 Problems
Inspired by Hermès Un Jardin en Méditerranée
$29.95 $48 38% off
◆ Real diamond inside 70-hr burn Made in USA Soy wax
Add to Cart — $29.95
The ForeverWick Promise
Love it or return it within 30 days for a full refund. The diamond is yours to keep regardless. No questions asked.
Questions

Answered simply.

Does it actually smell like Un Jardin?
We're not affiliated with Hermès, but 99 Problems is built in the same fragrance family as Un Jardin: bergamot up top, neroli through the heart, vetiver and patchouli underneath. If you know Un Jardin, you'll recognize it within seconds of lighting it.
Is the diamond actually real?
Yes. A genuine cut and polished diamond, not cubic zirconia. The carat size depends on the option you choose at checkout.
How do I find the diamond?
It surfaces in the melted wax as the candle burns. Let it cool, then rinse under water. Typically revealed after 20–30 hours of burn time.
How long does it burn?
Approximately 70 hours. Trim the wick to ¼ inch before each burn for the cleanest flame and longest life.
What if I don't love it?
30-day returns, no questions. The diamond is yours regardless. We're that confident.
How do I get the best out of it?
First burn is the most important one. Let the wax pool melt all the way to the edge of the jar before blowing it out — this takes around 2 to 3 hours. Do this once and it will never tunnel. After that, trim the wick to a quarter inch before every burn and never let it run for more than 4 hours at a stretch. Keep it away from draughts. The flame knows what it's doing.