Introducing
99 Problems
For the misjudged. The underestimated. The never-mess-with-me types.
The scent stack
Sharp, fresh, and just a little dangerous. 99 Problems opens with citrus and greens that feel like power moves, then drops into smoky herbs and moss that whisper resilience. It’s bold, complex, and unbothered—just like you.
What “Diamond-Filtered” Means
- Finish, not flavor. Diamond-filtered is our post-blend finishing step—it refines clarity; it doesn’t add a “diamond smell.”
- Proof inside. Each bottle includes a real lab-grown diamond as a keepsake of the craft.
- Why we do it. It’s our signature—an unapologetic detail that matches the attitude of the scent.
Why It Hits Different
Real Diamond
Inside
Diamond Exchange Program
Luxury That
Lasts
Unapologetic
Ingredients
Vegan & Cruelty
Free
Our Perfumery Standard
- Perfume-grade (eau de parfum) built for all-day wear.
- IFRA-compliant materials; vegan & cruelty-free.
- Created with award-winning independent perfumers behind launches for global luxury houses
Why Diamonds?
Because why not? We are bougie, we are fun, we can afford it, it doesn’t change the price of the perfume for you!
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"The name hooked me. The scent kept me."
Customer Reviews
JAY M.
Sweet. Dangerous. Irresistible.
The opening is juicy and fresh, but then it gets warm and just a little chaotic. It’s like a love triangle in a bottle. I’m obsessed.
CHRIS D.
99 Problems, but smelling basic ain’t one hehehe
his is different from anything else I own. The incense and moss give it edge, while the citrus keeps it clean. Feels expensive, feels powerful. Compliments everywhere.
MAYA S.
Too good to give away
I bought this for my boyfriend because of the name (let’s just say… accurate 😂). But after trying it on my own skin, I’m obsessed. Definitely unisex, definitely staying on my shelf.